Part-1: The Unforgettable Lecture on HUMAN-BEING REPRODUCTION

Many among us still believe that the days spent in school were certainly the best days of our lives.  The life-span that I had there was awesome too. And the credit not only goes to my KAMEENE 24*7 friends but also to my SANKI n KHADOOS teachers who had given their best shot to make it unforgettable.

There are zillionth of cherished memories related to my school but now, it’s turn to quote the best one.

It’s been a long time back when we were in class 10^th. Some of them were preparing harder for Board Exams only and some of them were preparing notes for their SO CALLED Crushes cum Girl friends.  And people like us ( myself, Pundir and Jain) hardly bother what was happening around. The reason being we all were among the toppers of the class. 

It was 4^th October, a very special day. Our biology faculty was about to teach us Animal Reproduction and to be very specific it was Human-Being Reproduction. Moreover, the best thing was 99 percent of the strength had come to school ( for this Auspicious Occasion only. :D).

 Finally, the bell rang and everyone started advising their mates not to laugh during his lecture. It was not because of the topic only but our Bio-faculty was also very strict. He hardly used to entertain any nuisance. As the devil entered the class, the whole strength had put their vocal cords on silent mode. He picked up a piece of chalk & wrote HUMAN BEING REPRODUCTION in bold letters; the font size was too large, even a hypermetropia student could also read.  We all got excited but careful about our gestures too. And the first sentence that he uttered was a damn bulls**t. He said, “You all are familiar about this topic. So just go through the book & if you find any problem, you can ask”. 

Believe me, the level of Adrenalin, the excitement hormone, had never ever faced such a downfall and I’m sure, there were many other hormones too which were abusing him badly (with reference to boys only who were present there).

In a few minutes, every student had broken up their silence and started talking with their friends.  The devil was roaming around in the class.

I was sitting with my best (KAMEENE) buddies, Pundir, Jain and Deep.

Pundir said, “What the f*** we are doing here. We are here for studying and this jerk should have taught us, no matter, what’s the topic.”

Jain replied, “He doesn’t have the G,U,T,S to teach this topic in front of 50 students.”  

I said, “Leave it yaar…He is *****.”

Pundir suggested, “Why don’t you ask him any question related to this topic, let’s see, what does he say?”

Friends are those living creatures who would always give you stupid suggestions, provoke you to get them implemented and ultimately, land you into f**ing problems….. but the best thing that makes us to be with them is that they would never leave us alone.”

I said, “Are you moron? He would kick my a** in front of whole class.”

Pundir justified, “He used to answer all your questions and you are the only one who can ask.”

Jain supported him very well, “Come on Robin, He will explain you everything.Nothing to worry about.”

To be Continued......