Part- 3: The REMAND CEREMONY

We all started planning briskly how the things to be puked at the devil’s face. We decided, no matter what would be happened to us, we would not reveal the truth at any cost.

As the bell rang, the devil ordered us to meet him in the bio-lab.

Even, one thing was clear. The excitement which was lost amongst the students took a high jump suddenly and the credit went to only one person (who is the administrator of this blog :D).

Many of the students came and patted me on the shoulder as if I had taken some wicket when it was required the most. They all were appearing curious about our REMAND CEREMONY.

Deep intervened and said, “Let’s go to the lab. He is going to teach us this f***ing process through practicals.”

He was very cool, although he was regretting too, why he had sat with us. And Pundir gave him a blunt reply “VINASHKALE VIPRIT BUDDHI”.

We started moving upstairs towards the lab. In between, we were revising our dialogues too. It looked like as if we were approaching towards the Examination Hall and discussing the answer of a very important question. The only difference between the former and the latter situation was THE FEEDBACK. The devil would react at the same point if he found us befooling him.

Finally we reached our bio- lab. I turned back at the ground floor and found students of our section discussing this f***ing SCANDAL with each other. It seemed as some of them were so happy. They were showing us THUMBS UP. I wanted to respond with my middle finger pointed at them.

Pundir was the first one to enter and was followed by myself, Jain and Deep.

The devil was waiting for all of us. Before we could speak a single word, he slapped Pundir.  That was the first time he was being slapped and beaten by a teacher. The devil shouted,   “Abhi tumhe suspend karata hun.” This SUSPEND word had left an impact over the Pundir’s a**. He forgot everything about our master-plan and started apologizing in front of the faculty.

Everyone of us got the proper physical treatment in the same order as we had entered the lab.  We three hardly responded and considered this treatment as a part of our curriculum. He was shouting at me but I was least interested.

During this, I found that students were still peeping from the class room. We all were very conscious about our reputation (BUBBLE REPUTATION..lol…) which was being f**ked by our bio- faculty.

Then, he ordered us to move towards the Principal’s office.  I was like what the f* was happening wd me. I just asked him a question which is from our syllabus. I was not getting any idea how to get rid of this bullsh*t.

We started moving in the queue towards the Princi’s office in the same manner as the culprits were taken to the court. And the DEVIL looked like as if he was imitating HAWALDAR.

Well, we were quite lucky. In the meantime, our Princi had left for his place. He was not in the campus. The Devil said, “Come tomorrow positively to take your suspension letters.”  After that, he kept on narrating my XXX SCANDAL (without getting my permission) to each and every faculty who were getting shocked after looking our faces. That was the most embarrassing moment for all of us.

We collected our bags from the classrooms and left for our places.

To be CONTINUED......