Saturday, February 5, 2011

Part-2: XXX SCANDAL



I was hypnotized by their justifications, and at last, it was decided that I would ask two questions. ‘One question will act as the undercover and second question will be optional and ultimate’. I told them, “I would ask that question, if and only if, I found him interested in giving the first answer.”  They all nodded and in the next moment, I stood up.
I was about to say, “Excuse me Sir” but before my words could escape my larynx, I sat down. My confidence vanished away in a second.
My ***** friends started commenting at me, “don’t you have G,U,T,S… Robin, he is a jerk, not you. Damn it”  That dialogue acted like a boost up for me, I regained confidence from every muscle, every bone, every artery and every vein of the body and stood straight and called the teacher. Don’t know what happened to the class. They all had maintained a pin drop silence again. As the devil was approaching me, there was something inside my bosom which was forcing me to sit down again.
But Pundir , the **** spoke gently “chill Kathuria”. And I was about to abuse him in front of the whole class.
The devil reached our desk and I asked him the first question very politely. He answered me very well.  Now it was the turn for THE BUMPER QUESTION as it was decided. Everyone was looking at me. It took me a single second to utter that f***ing question (yeah…it was related to f*** only). The question was quite similar to “How does this f***ing process take place?”
Believe me, the question was very much specific. ( that time, I was unaware of the Ctrl + Z option)
“Robin, Meet me after the lecture”, angrily replied Mr.Devil.
It was the time for Cortisol, the Stress hormone, to be released.
As I sat down, the whole class bursted into laughter. Their vocal cords were being activated again.
And what happened then is called True FRIENDSHIP.
THANKS to my KAMEENE FRIENDS who could not hold their laughter and also joined the rest of the class. All of a sudden, the devil turned back (like Bollywood sucking movies) and found JAIN, PUNDIR & DEEP only (from the entire class) laughing at me. He ordered all of us to meet him after the lecture. It was my turn to react. But I didn’t.
Now, it was the time to prepare ourselves for the worst.

To be Continued…..

8 comments:

  1. he he he....hot ahai bete hota hai...i remember my situation ow...but us samay koi hasa nahi tha..my frens were like ke humse puch leti..ha h aha

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  2. @seepe- 2nd december effect...:D

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  3. robin u r outstanding yaar.......
    this type of thing r expexted frm u...
    i salute you fr ur guts and last the bloddy fucking qsn..

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  4. @ankit bhaiya- its not all about GUTS..
    Stay tuned to the next two blogs.. REMAND n HEARING of the case...
    THANKS...

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  5. mast h yr..maja aa gaya.....!!!!!

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  6. thanks...bro... stay tuned to the next two posts...

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  7. hmmm, nicer one...but ths is wrong yar u mst have written in those original words...."Sir, wo actually jo .............". Sabko ye bhi to pata chalna chahye na ki what was your capacity of moulding words at that time also.:-)

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  8. @mansi- agar baki logo ko xact wrds bta diye hote to....meri izzat ka faluda ban gya hota... u wr also amng dose ppl who were lukin at me...

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