Part-4: On BAIL Session

Journey to The PRINCY’s OFFICE

Our homework was to frame a realistic idea that could save our a**. We went to tuition classes where everyone was keen to know whether it was a BET or not. Even, they all were gazing at us as if the suspects were released on bail.

We all friends met after our tuition classes but they, all three, were not in mood to discuss about the plan. We went to a burger shop and had two burgers each. It was Pundir’s turn to pay the bill. As it was expected, he uttered the same reason, “I forgot the money in the other jeans.” Jain paid the bill and we accelerated the bikes towards our destination.

Before leaving for our places, I informed, “We would apologise first and resolve the matter outside the Princy’s office & in any case, if we were taken to the Princy’s office, I would take the responsibility of everything. But please, don’t admit your mistake then.”  Deep replied, “Tu abhi tak vahi atka hua hai. Kal ki kal dekhenge…Kathuria.” They were not bothered about the plan. I was worried only because I didn’t want my parents to know about this f* shit.

NEXT DAY, we reached the school very early and kept an eye at the parking lot. But it was not a good beginning for the day. The Devil was quite late and we couldn’t catch him before the morning assembly.

After the morning assembly, we rushed towards the toilet where I was busy in telling them their DIALOGUES which they had to deliver during the worst circumstances. The JUNIORS who were waiting for their turns, looking at me suspiciously as if I was telling my partners where to hide RDX. Deep asked them, “Guys, Have you ever asked the DEVIL, how this f**king process takes place. If not, then ask Kathuria, he’ll teach you.” Everyone started laughing at me.

We entered our classes like KAANTE movie stars ( Jaane kya hoga rama re, Jaane kya hoga maula re).

We felt that the secretion of Adrenalin Hormone, the excitement hormone, was still at its peak amongst the students and they all were anxious about the outcome, THE HEARING CEREMONY.  Even, I got confused whether they were waiting for their Board Exam results.

We sat down at our places and Deep was not willing to take any kind of risk again. He sat somewhere else. The Physics faculty came with a broad smile on his face.  He started taking attendance and in the next moment, Alok Bhaiya , the peon came and handed a paper to him. The Princy issued a warrant against us and we were called up for The Hearing Ceremony.

Before the faculty could announce our names, we all stood up at our places. The faculty cracked a Pathetic, Poor joke (that was our perception only) at us but being suffering from TACHYCARDIA (abnormally rapid heart-beat), we didn’t give a damn to it. Somebody from the back shouted, “Sir bhi TAFRII lene k mood me hai.”

Pundir pushed me to move and I started recalling the previous day and one thing that stuck to my mind was “How the TESTOSTERONE hormone has been ruthlessly suppressed by the duo of ADRENALIN and CORTISOL hormones ?”

While moving towards the Princy’s office, I confirmed if they remembered their DIALOGUES. We cleaned the dust off the shoes with our trousers ( A traditional approach to get rid of the dust) and Deep also put his “Tere Naam wali JHULFEIN” to one side only just to portray himself as a good student.

Alok Bhaiya, who was imitating the role of HAWALDAR, pushed us inside the Princy’s arena.

The Devil was sitting on a sofa and acting like a Prosecutor. We wished both of them and stood straight in front of the Princy like CULPRITS.

To be continued…