Sunday, March 6, 2011

Part-6: The HEARING CEREMONY


It was the time for the Princy to show his superiority.

He yelled, “We don’t give SEX education here. Then, there is no point in asking such questions….”
I replied, “Sir, we are in 10th class and it’s our right to clear our doubts. Each and every topic is important for the board point of view. I can’t afford to take risk. That’s why I asked & If I had had any idea regarding this topic, I would not have asked such a question in the entire class….”
Many things were roaming around inside my Cerebrum. Biology is not all about Sucking STOMATA, Flirtatious FLOWERS and Pompous PHYLUMS. It’s something beyond that which we all students want to study. Moreover, Biology’s book is the authorized porn material, every student wants to have a glimpse of that Page-169 and don’t know what’s wrong with these old branded models.

Princy cooled down and said, “But you should have asked this question in privates.”
(Omg, What’s the fun then. How many times would I have to tell him the reason.)

Finally I admitted, “It was my mistake only and I would take care of this thing in the future.”
Then, Princy asked, “Have you told your parents about this”?
I said, “No sir…” followed by all the three liars who were speaking truth for the first time in the arena.
He said, “We have received a call from somebody’s parents. Anyways, rush back to your classes, & this is your last warning.”
We all vanished in a second.
They all three patted on my shoulder and appreciated my “A** Saving Speech.”  We all were laughing at the devil’s situation but also scared about his behaviour towards us in the forthcoming classes.


Well, this was not the end. During the recess time, I found my parents near the Princy’s office. I was shocked at their arrival. They never used to come for my OPEN HOUSE SESSIONS.
How could they come without informing me? But my brain was not in any state to answer.
 I rushed towards them and asked my mom about the reason for their Public appearance.
My mom said, “You were beaten by a teacher yesterday and you din’t even let us know”
I was again stunned by her “at times” MATRAPREM(Motherhood feelings).
I asked my Mother India from where she got to know this.
She said “JAINI’s(LAMBU) mom called me up and she was quite shocked too that being the topper of the class, you and your friends were given such a harsh treatment.”
I angrily said myself,  “crap…. LAMBU…was that the headlines that u told your mom about my whereabouts.”


There is no TO BE CONTINUED part.


Part-5: The INTERROGATORY Session


Princy didn’t respond to our morning wishes and shouted at DEEP after looking at the knot of his tie.
Deep cursed himself silently and it was obvious too as he had taken all the precautions; he cleaned his shoes and managed his JHULFEIN nicely before entering the court.

Princy asked us, “Students, What was happened yesterday? Tell me in detail.”
It seemed as if we were there for group discussion before being hanged.

I was very well prepared with my speech, had rehearsed numerous times while coming to the school but was not sure of a word called CONFIDENCE.
I held my nerves and started with my speech politely, “Sir, it was bio lecture and the topic was animal reproduction and….”  Without being excused, ‘DEVIL, the prosecutor’ jumped into the conversation between the two top ranked officials and said , “Sir, It was human being reproduction.”
I got a sharp clue, he literally wanted to shake DEEP’s leather belt with his b*u*m*p*s outside the school gate.

I caught my dialogue again and narrated each and every word of The Devil (without any modification).
Then, the time had come to play with our own syllables.
“Sir, I found a question and asked the teacher. He said, “Meet me after the lecture.” In the next moment, everyone started laughing at me and they all three were also amongst them (pointed at them). Then, the teacher ordered all of us to meet him in the bio-lab where we all were beaten badly.”


I could bet that no teacher would have seen that Deep’s innocent face in his lifetime.
Then, Princy asked Pundir the same question. He uttered the same speech which I was telling him in the toilet.
He said, “Sir, Robin asked a very stupid question in the class and we couldn’t control our laughter. Even, the entire class was laughing. But the teacher caught us only. We are apologizing for this.”
Jain and deep also matched the same tone with him.
Princy confirmed with the bio-faculty as if we were lying.
In support of my friend’s answer, I started again, “I din’t know why we were given that kind of treatment. When the school got over, I was explained everything by my friends. After that, I found myself guilty. I should not have asked such type of question in the class.”


To be Continued.....